Piers Morgan Journalist and TV Host

Dear Mr Morgan,    

I’m not entirely sure but I get the feeling from your public persona that you may receive an abundance of hate mail, nasty E-mails and abusive Tweets. I’m also thinking, all though I don’t know, that you love receiving these and revel in winding people up. I have decided to do the opposite today and write you a nice letter.

So you listen here you beautiful, beautiful man. On the 30^th March 1965, something truly wonderful happened, you were born. You then went on to become a Journalist and a bloody good one at that. To become editor of one of Britain’s best loved newspapers The News Of The World at just 28 is a truly phenomenal achievement and won’t be bettered by anyone, ever. No one has been able to get juicy celebrity gossip quite like you over the years and you should be commended for that. I think the criticism you have got for this is terribly unfair, at the end of the day these so called Celebrities should know better than to try and have a private life.

It was only going to be a matter of time before you made it big on TV and judging talent was the perfect field for you. After all you are everything that talent represents. Then you interviewed the stars as they told their life stories, in what was an emotional rollercoaster. Truly gripping television, but without you it wouldn’t have worked.

Eventually we all knew America would get your services and there is no way they are going to let us have you back now. Oh well, at least we can still read your insightful Tweets which in no way try to provoke reaction. You truly are a triumph of human spirit.

So what have you got to say to that then Piers? (You don’t mind me calling you Piers do you?)

Kind Regards

Oliver Trout