Sainsbury's - Supermarket

Hi,

Around about 4 years ago I was in your Godalming branch with my then girlfriend picking up some ingredients for a nice Sunday dinner, after we got everything we made our way to the self service checkout and proceeded to scan our goods. When I tried to put the corn fed chicken through though it didn't register but instead of try again or get help I popped it in the bag and off we went. I naturally felt a little guilty but that guilt soon to unbridled joy as I had what can only be described as the best Sunday roast I've ever had, whether that was down to the chicken being free I don't know. Afterwards I sat on the couch and basked in the glory of my heinous crime and eventually went to bed and forgot about it.

In the weeks and months that followed though, I began to feel more and more guilty about my actions. I thought about going back and confessing what I had done but I knew it was too late, this then led to paranoia where I believed the police were coming to get me, every time there was a knock at the door or the phone would ring I hide myself away. It got so bad that eventually I fled my home and went on the run, convinced I was being watched I slept rough for months and grew a beard, I wore a hat and sunglasses in public and changed my name from Oliver to Ollie. Eventually when it had all blown over I returned back but I had lost everything, my girlfriend, my job, my home and all for a free corn fed chicken.
I felt the time was right to come clean and i appreciate the fact you my have to get the police involved but is there anyway i can just pay the £4.40 and we can forget about all this?

Kind regards

Ollie (was Oliver) Trout

Premier Inn - Hotel

Hi,

I would like to make a serious point regarding my stay at Premier Inn Guildford back in January. I'm not sure if this is where you handle complaints but I thought I'd post it up on here anyway.

During my one night stay I had no problem with the service, the food, or in fact the room but the thing that disappointed me was that not once was I told beforehand or during my stay that is not a good place to commit adultery. Whether that was down to the location, the constant emails about my booking, or the gossiping from staff as I kissed my lover in public I don't know but it is no coincidence that two days after my stay I was thrown out by my missus after she had followed me that night.
I subsequently ended up with nothing and yes you may say it's my own fault but I feel like Premier Inn should take some responsibility.
I'm not asking for a refund but I would like you to make it aware to people the dangers they face in being caught. Unfortunately due to my experience I will be taking my affairs elsewhere from now on.

Kind regards

Ollie Trout

P.S If indeed you do feel the need to give me a refund I am more than happy to discuss this with you further.

Tasty - Food recipe site

You're absolutely right when you say this is 'food that'll make you close your eyes, lean back and whisper yessssss' because i did exactly that when browsing through photos on your website. However I happen to be sitting on the edge of a cliff at the time and with a cracked vertebrae, two broken ribs and a fractured tibia i certainly wasn't whispering yesssssss at the time!! So be careful guys stay safe when browsing tasty.

Yours

Ollie Trout
The Buckland Hospital, Dover