Dear Mr Skinner,
You have been making people laugh for a number of years now,
myself included and whenever I've been involved in a conversation about you for
whatever reason in the past I haven’t heard a bad word said, so well done on
that front Frank (Do you mind if I call you Frank?).
Having said all that Frank, I work in an old people’s home
as a Kitchen Assistant or Chef as I like to tell people and we listen to
Absolute radio most days, this is except on Saturday mornings when a few
members of the kitchen team object to listening to your show. I have confronted
them about this and the main reason is that you ramble on too much and not
enough music is played and that you are preferred on the TV rather than the
radio.
I do not share this opinion Frank and would obviously love
to be listening to your show, but unfortunately I miss out every week due to
the sense of humour failure of my fellow colleagues. This means every Saturday
I am forced to listen to repeats of 70’s dance classics and passenger ‘let her
go’ on Heart radio and quite frankly Frank I've had enough.
If there is anyway you could help me out Frank by maybe
sending out a message to the kitchen crew at Sunrise senior living in
Guildford, perhaps asking them to listen to your show even if it’s for one
week…… wait a minute I just thought we won’t even be tuned in to hear the
message because will be listening to fucking Toby Anstis on
Heart, oh forget it!
Cheers Anyway
Oliver Trout
(Chef)
