Michael J Fox American Actor

Dear Mr Fox, 

I am writing to you today on my computer in my flat whilst eating a massive bag of BBQ beef flavoured Big Hoops, which if you don’t know are delicious, succulent potato rings, not sure if you have these in America but if you're ever passing through this country, do pick up a bag, you won't be disappointed Michael (Sorry you don’t mind if I call you Michael do you?). Now you are of course a very well known, established actor who shot to fame in the eighties and have gone on to star in many films over the years, none of which I have actually seen but I hear you were very good so well done.

Now you’re probably thinking to yourself well he must have seen the Back to the Future films, everyone has seen the Back to the Future films! Well Michael you’re the first person I've told this to but I have never seen any of them and to tell you the truth I've been living a lie. I have always just pretended I have for an easy life and no one has ever really questioned me on it, but I thought now is the time to come clean. It’s not that I don’t want to watch them but I am one of those people, who if everybody is banging on about how good something is and that you must watch it I have to do the opposite and not watch it, if that makes sense.

Anyway in the not too distant past I will attempt to watch all the Back to the Future films front to back, starting obviously with the third following on to the first, to my knowledge I think they are showing them on a channel called Yesterday on Sky tomorrow so I will sit down in a couple of weeks and watch it. I have already sent a follow up letter letting you know what I thought of them which you may have already received in a few months time.

All the best Michael I look forward to hearing from you.

O. Trout

(Former member of the Back to the Future fan club)

Piers Morgan Journalist and TV Host

Dear Mr Morgan,    

I’m not entirely sure but I get the feeling from your public persona that you may receive an abundance of hate mail, nasty E-mails and abusive Tweets. I’m also thinking, all though I don’t know, that you love receiving these and revel in winding people up. I have decided to do the opposite today and write you a nice letter.

So you listen here you beautiful, beautiful man. On the 30^th March 1965, something truly wonderful happened, you were born. You then went on to become a Journalist and a bloody good one at that. To become editor of one of Britain’s best loved newspapers The News Of The World at just 28 is a truly phenomenal achievement and won’t be bettered by anyone, ever. No one has been able to get juicy celebrity gossip quite like you over the years and you should be commended for that. I think the criticism you have got for this is terribly unfair, at the end of the day these so called Celebrities should know better than to try and have a private life.

It was only going to be a matter of time before you made it big on TV and judging talent was the perfect field for you. After all you are everything that talent represents. Then you interviewed the stars as they told their life stories, in what was an emotional rollercoaster. Truly gripping television, but without you it wouldn’t have worked.

Eventually we all knew America would get your services and there is no way they are going to let us have you back now. Oh well, at least we can still read your insightful Tweets which in no way try to provoke reaction. You truly are a triumph of human spirit.

So what have you got to say to that then Piers? (You don’t mind me calling you Piers do you?)

Kind Regards

Oliver Trout