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Dear Miss Swift,
After attending your gig at London ’s O2 the other night, I walked in when
you were singing your song ‘I knew you were trouble’, I couldn't help but think
it was aimed at me. The reason I say this is because I turned up late a little
worse for wear, after spilling my drink over a disabled man, I then got into a
heated altercation with a teenage girl over seating arrangements. This then led
me to be ejected by staff and I went home in shame.
Now it is quite understandable that you were singing this
song about me as it looked very much like I was trouble when I walked in and
you knew that. I thought I better take the time to explain that I'm actually a
really nice guy and this was totally out of character and that I'm not trouble
when I walk in anywhere and I think you should know that……. So are we cool?
Kind regards
Oliver Trout (Head of security O2)
