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Dear Mr Norton,
You are an extremely funny man and I love that chat show you
have on the BBC. I can’t for the life of me remember what it is called sorry,
but it is good television. The only thing I object to slightly with your sense
of humour is that you take the mickey quite a bit and although it
is funny, sometimes it can be a bit much.
Anyway Graham (Is it OK to call you Graham?) I wondered if
you can help me, I've been living with my flat mate for around 6 months now and
although he hasn't said anything to me, I'm starting to suspect he might be
gay. I'm probably just being silly but I've noticed a few things which have aroused
my suspicions slightly. For instance nearly every Saturday night he goes out
dressed as a woman, now maybe he just gets invited to a lot of fancy dress
parties, but it is the same outfit every time. Also he uses a lot of face and
hair products and is always going shopping for clothes, now maybe I'm just an
old fashioned bloke and I don’t really get the modern day man thing, but I find
it a little feminine.
He brought a male friend back with him the other week and
they spent a long time in his room, I could hear heavy breathing, but I suspect
they were working out together or something. He loves musicals and his icons
are Liza Minnelli and Kylie but I guess not every man has to like football and
rock music and hey who doesn't like Kylie, she’s got a cracking arse. He often
calls me darling or honey in a dramatic way, but he’s probably kidding around
like guys do.
There is one thing that definitely got me thinking though,
he is always hanging around with this really pretty girl, they go everywhere
together, they’re like best friends but they haven’t slept together. What’s all
that about?
Now as a gay man yourself I was hoping you could tell me if
he is or not? I haven’t got a problem with it at all; I just wish he could have
been honest with me. I don’t really want to confront him in case he isn't? What
shall I do? Please help Graham.
Ta Ta for now
Oliver Trout
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