Dear Mr Fox,
I am writing to you today on my computer in my flat whilst
eating a massive bag of BBQ beef flavoured Big Hoops, which if you don’t know
are delicious, succulent potato rings, not sure if you have these in America
but if you're ever passing through this country, do pick up a bag, you won't be disappointed Michael (Sorry you don’t mind if I call you
Michael do you?). Now you are of course a very well known, established actor
who shot to fame in the eighties and have gone on to star in many films over
the years, none of which I have actually seen but I hear you were very good so
well done.
Now you’re probably thinking to yourself well he must have
seen the Back to the Future films, everyone has seen the Back to the Future
films! Well Michael you’re the first person I've told this to but I have never
seen any of them and to tell you the truth I've been living a lie. I have
always just pretended I have for an easy life and no one has ever really
questioned me on it, but I thought now is the time to come clean. It’s not that
I don’t want to watch them but I am one of those people, who if everybody is
banging on about how good something is and that you must watch it I have to do
the opposite and not watch it, if that makes sense.
Anyway in the not too distant past I will attempt to watch
all the Back to the Future films front to back, starting obviously with the
third following on to the first, to my knowledge I think they are showing them
on a channel called Yesterday on Sky tomorrow so I will sit down in a couple of
weeks and watch it. I have already sent a follow up letter letting you know
what I thought of them which you may have already received in a few months
time.
All the best Michael I look forward to hearing from you.
O. Trout
(Former member of the Back to the Future fan club)
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