Sainsbury's - Supermarket

Hi,

Around about 4 years ago I was in your Godalming branch with my then girlfriend picking up some ingredients for a nice Sunday dinner, after we got everything we made our way to the self service checkout and proceeded to scan our goods. When I tried to put the corn fed chicken through though it didn't register but instead of try again or get help I popped it in the bag and off we went. I naturally felt a little guilty but that guilt soon to unbridled joy as I had what can only be described as the best Sunday roast I've ever had, whether that was down to the chicken being free I don't know. Afterwards I sat on the couch and basked in the glory of my heinous crime and eventually went to bed and forgot about it.

In the weeks and months that followed though, I began to feel more and more guilty about my actions. I thought about going back and confessing what I had done but I knew it was too late, this then led to paranoia where I believed the police were coming to get me, every time there was a knock at the door or the phone would ring I hide myself away. It got so bad that eventually I fled my home and went on the run, convinced I was being watched I slept rough for months and grew a beard, I wore a hat and sunglasses in public and changed my name from Oliver to Ollie. Eventually when it had all blown over I returned back but I had lost everything, my girlfriend, my job, my home and all for a free corn fed chicken.
I felt the time was right to come clean and i appreciate the fact you my have to get the police involved but is there anyway i can just pay the £4.40 and we can forget about all this?

Kind regards

Ollie (was Oliver) Trout